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Funny One Liner Facebook Status Updates
- will be here all week. Thank-you. Thank-You Very much!
- knows your jealous because the voices are talking to him and not you.
- wonders... What is the speed of dark?
- has too much blood in his caffeine system.
- has calculated that half of his Facebook friends are below average.
- is being spontaneous... tomorrow.
- is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
- wants to remind you that it's even worse then you think.
- didn't say it was your fault... I'm just blaming you...
- is going around telling people that you're really 46
