Music Referenced Facebook Status updates

NAME is...

• pretty fly for a white guy
• in a gadda da vida baby
• psycho,-somatic addict, insane
• wasting away down in Margaritaville
• cruising the seas for American gold. we'd fire no guns. shed no tears. now i am a broken man on a Halifax pier. the last of Barrett's Privateers
• selling Peace but who's buying?
• stomping his feet because he's happy and he knows it and he really wants to show it
• a picker, a grinner, a lover and a sinner, play'n his music in the sun
• tragically hip
• doing the HUSTLE! doo du doo du doo du doo doo...
• a well thought out twinkle
• so sick from the drink I need home for a rest
• bringing sexy back
• bringing sexy back... to the store for a refund
• rock n rolling all night long and partying every day
• more human than human
• tubthumping
• bananas. B - A - N -A -N -A - S
• elegantly wasted
• dazed and confused for so long it's not true
• afraid of Americans
• so vain. He probably thinks this status is about him.