The Collection of Funny Facebook Status Updates

Romeo...

• says let's make February 15th OUR valentines day.
• says there is someone for everyone but wasn't really thinking about you.
• says don't worry... it's not contagious.
• says, "you make me feel dead inside"... Happy Valentines Day
• says on this Valentines days... Please don't make me choose between you and porn.
• already killed some helpless flowers for you... what else do you want?
• loves Valentines day, where nookie is only a box of chocolates away.
• wants to remind you that nothing says "I love you" more than somebody else's words mass produced on re-cycled paper.
• says nothing is more romantic than letting you know that I love you... via this Facebook Status update.
• says, Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's Valentines Day, And I have a hangnail.