Funny One Liner Facebook Status Updates

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  • will be here all week. Thank-you. Thank-You Very much!
  • knows your jealous because the voices are talking to him and not you.
  • wonders... What is the speed of dark?
  • has too much blood in his caffeine system.
  • has calculated that half of his Facebook friends are below average.
  • is being spontaneous... tomorrow.
  • is joining the army. He hears it's a great way to meet people. Then kill them.
  • wants to remind you that it's even worse then you think.
  • didn't say it was your fault... I'm just blaming you...
  • is going around telling people that you're really 46

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